Karl Rove Tragic Shocker

Sad news today, my fellow Americans...something terrible has happened to Karl Rove. We should all send Karl our heartfelt condolences, care of the White House. I know some conservatives have turned on Karl, but they are nothing but turncoats to me. Let us not forget that it was Karl Rove who engineered the glorious ascendancy of President George W. Bush, an American leader of Biblical proportions. If you're reading this, Karl, I know you will be all right.