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OBAMA-BOT WANTS TO DEBATE!

Everything is going exactly as I planned! A little-known liberal DUMMYCRAT, who is OBSESSED with Ralph Piss, and who loves to LIE, is CHALLENGED ME TO DEBATE!
I am of course accepting his "challenge," and believe me, it will not be a challenge to beat this guy in a debate! But it will be a wonderful thing for the Republican Party in its time of need to see such a liberal "OBAMA-BOT" defeated by the nation's number one up and coming conservative comedian and commentator! (I am also working on an opera.)

I'M BACK!

I'M BACK!

Unless you are a communist, you are probably a big fan of my work, and you have probably been wondering why you have not heard from Ralph Piss in so long. You might even have been part of the massive Patriot Search Party which I'm pretty sure was organized to try to find me. Or maybe you've just lost your way, like America itself, in the two-and-a-half years since my last post on this blog.

Well, I'm back and now I can tell the truth: I WAS KIDNAPPED BY OBAMA'S TERRORIST GOONS!

Don't believe me? Well, let me say it again. I WAS KIDNAPPED BY OBAMA'S TERRORIST GOONS! Do you believe me NOW?