I'M BACK!
Unless you are a communist, you are probably a big fan of my work, and you have probably been wondering why you have not heard from Ralph Piss in so long. You might even have been part of the massive Patriot Search Party which I'm pretty sure was organized to try to find me. Or maybe you've just lost your way, like America itself, in the two-and-a-half years since my last post on this blog.
Well, I'm back and now I can tell the truth: I WAS KIDNAPPED BY OBAMA'S TERRORIST GOONS!
Don't believe me? Well, let me say it again. I WAS KIDNAPPED BY OBAMA'S TERRORIST GOONS! Do you believe me NOW?
