9/11, Seven Years Later

Today is another anniversary of the tragic events of September 11, 2001, which brought terror to our shores and emboldened our greatest president, George W. Bush, to take the fight to our enemies.

On this historic day, when we commemorate the lives of those who perished and the heroism of those who helped, I am consumed by one constant thought:

I LOVE SARAH PALIN!

Sarah Palin for President!

I'm not so crazy about the ultra-liberal John McCain, a raving left-wing extremist who the Republican Party has inexplicably chosen as its nominee. I was ready to vote for Bob Barr, the libertarian candidate, or to write in Mitt Romney or Fred Thompson or maybe Jeb. But now I am voting for John McCain. I never thought I'd say it, but McCain has actually won me over.

How did he do it, you might ask? I can tell you in eight words: I LOVE SARAH PALIN! I LOVE SARAH PALIN!

Not since George W. Bush Himself has there been a political candidate who I've felt this way about -- it's more than just ideological agreement. It's physical.

So I can now happily say JOHN McCAIN FOR PRESIDENT! Honestly, how long is this guy going to last? And then it will be Sarah's turn! I love you, Sarah!

SARAH PALIN FOR PRESIDENT!